I like you Facebook - While Urban Legends have proclaimed that a few recluse indigenous tribes still fail to aknowledge the existance of Facebook...
You don't like me, yet you love stalking my public cover photos on Facebook? You must be a confused admirer.
so true! or like my daughter would say....some people need to wear trendy tops like on TV!!! lol
Shaving your legs is exhausting work! It should definitely count as yoga. (;
I'm not judging you for doing it. I'm judging you for putting it on facebook.
This pretty much sums up my sense of humor. Love everything that is inappropriate
Image result for www.someecards.com procrastination
Omg - for reals!! The dough is spilling over all the top
Abs are made in the kitchen
I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me... I'm like "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?!"
I can say this about a few people...
Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'
How I feel when ppl bitch to me abt not being a priority in my life... Hah!
"I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult....if anyone needs me I will be in my couch cushion and bed sheet fort.....coloring!" :)
80s child problems...
Shhh our little secret
Funny Halloween Ecard: Jehovahs witnesses dont celebrate Halloween. I guess they dont appreciate random people coming up to their doors.....